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Texas men have some of the smallest pen!ses in the country, for example. But Texas isn’t the
only red state to make the small pen!s list. In fact, 9 out of the 10 states with the smallest pen!ses
in America, are red states.
Mississippi holds first place title, with the smallest pen!ses of all.
While Texas ranks in the top ten small pen!s states, it’s the southern state of Mississippi that holds
first place title, with the smallest pen!ses of all. Maybe they can ‘erect’ a sign on the state border:
“Welcome to Mississippi, home of the teeny weenies.”

Other states whose ‘members’ can officially join the small pen!s club include Kentucky, Indiana,
Missouri, Alaska, North Carolina, Wyoming and Arkansas.

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Men with Small Pen!s Syndrome often overcompensate for their lack of manhood by making
an outward show of manliness.
Small Pen!s Syndrome, as defined by the Urban Dictionary:

“Any man who feels so inadequate about his pen!s size that he compensates for it by buying
ridiculously large items he doesn’t need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can,
raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being
violent or making threats when they are cowardice.”

Men with Small Pen!s Syndrome often overcompensate for their lack of manhood by making an
outward show of manliness. They’re the guys who treat their cars, guns and wallets as
extensions of their pen!ses.

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The same men who oppose gun control legislation, often also oppose pen!s
control legislation.
This explains why the same men who oppose gun control legislation, often also oppose
pen!s control legislation. These are the men who actively work to change the definition
of rape. They’re the guys who want to be allowed to forcefully impregnate a woman and
also want to make sure that she can’t have the fertilized egg removed from her body.
They’re the guys who proclaim their right to Viagra, while rejecting a woman’s right to
birth control. They’re also the guys who drive the market for pen!s enlargement and male
enhancement products.

Given this new information, it’s no surprise that red states also dominate the list of states
with the most gun owners. Or that they also make up the top ten states with the highest
divorce rates in the country. Some of the states that made all three lists include Wyoming,
Alaska and Arkansas and Kentucky.