This was inspired by a phrase used by mikechristine1 in a post.....others have used it, but it just set a thought process in motion when I read it the other day......................loosely based on the Mary Wells song, "Two Lovers", the words were supplied by that master lyricist Graham Bonnet, and I have to say he outdid himself with this one................the lyrics are supplied, so please sing along with our offering of "Two Mommies".........
Two Mommies (With apologies to Smokey Robinson and Mary Wells) Words: Graham Bonnet Performed by: Alias and The Virtual Aliastones
Well, he’s got two mommies, and he ain't ashamed. Two mommies, and he lives free just the same.
Let me tell you ‘bout his first mommy. Well, she's got a gold mine. He says it’s 'mine oh mine" Treats him good like a mommy should. And makes him squelch off her . He really really loves her Oh, oh, oh, oh He loves her so. And he'll do everything to keep the cash-a- flowing.
Well, he’s got two mommies, and he ain't ashamed. Two mommies, and he lives free just the same
Let me tell you ‘bout his other mommy. She treats him bad. Makes him sad. Makes him cry, but still he can't deny. That He loves her, He really really loves Diane. Oh, oh, oh, oh He loves her so. And He'll do everything to get out the vote.
TJ….., don't you know that he can tell. That when he's at the planning board That they think that he's a whore And he looks like a slob. But, he never had a job.. ’Cause, he’s a borderline personality. And can't face reality Both of them buy his food
As the first Virtual Rotterdam resident to comment on the new Bonnet/Alias recording, we here at Alias Productions are pleased to announce you the winner of our prize package:
That's right senders we'll be sending you on an all expenses paid trip to NIRVANA!!!!! You and a guest will be welcomed to a peaceful 27 hour vacation into the very core of insanity.......
but that's not all !!!
Senders you will be receiving a pre-release copy of the upcoming CD............"We Know Who You Are And We're Coming After You" with all your favorite Bonnet/Alias songs:
Like: "Ronnie Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
or
"The Ballad of Ron Severe"
and who can forget
"The Ronnie Family"
So once again Senders, congratulations and thanks for being such a faithful listener.
I'm soooooooo excited....I've never won anything before....well, except for a drinking contest....but all I got was a can of nuts this is much more substantial....
...you are a product of your environment, your environment is a product of your priorities, your priorities are a product of you......
The replacement of morality and conscience with law produces a deadly paradox.
STOP BEING GOOD DEMOCRATS---STOP BEING GOOD REPUBLICANS--START BEING GOOD AMERICANS
I'm soooooooo excited....I've never won anything before....well, except for a drinking contest....but all I got was a can of nuts this is much more substantial....
I'm not sure I like the title of the cd.........maybe another contest to come up with a new name..................haven't come up with a prize package yet, but I can assure you the winner will be handsomely rewarded................
the prize patrol prefers tea.........chamomile......picked from the cracks in the sidewalks of the Mission District in San Francisco................Castro St. 400 block to be specific.............................and scones.............lots of scones.................with strawberry marmalade
When the INSANE are running the ASYLUM In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
“How fortunate for those in power that people never think.” Adolph Hitler
perhaps there's a private back yard that needs spying on......yes?
When the INSANE are running the ASYLUM In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
“How fortunate for those in power that people never think.” Adolph Hitler
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