Quoted from BuckStrider

Also at that time, when people thought the earth was flat, the majority of people couldn't read and didn't have any type of formal education.

the majority of people couldn't read and didn't have any type of formal education when the Bible was invented.

Quoted from BuckStrider

Actually, the literacy rate in the U.S is 99% and as of May 2011, 92% of people beleive in God....

Correct, 92% believe in something they have never seen, heard or have seen any existence of.

believing that humans were created in less than 10,000 years and expanded to 6 billion total world population means Adam and Eve has 150,000 children who incestuously had 500 children each for the next 200 generations.

Sarah Palin said fossils were created by God to trick humans and test their faith.

That God guy is quite a comedian.

Jesus must have been one of Adam and Eves great grandchildren.

Dinosaurs are a myth.

God created the universe in 7 days.

That means all matter and energy was distributed 5 million billion light years apart per hour.

Of course he created the universe first, then the laws of physics.  The laws of physics were his copyright and patent protection.

So, in conclusion, mathematics, logic, history and all those lying Chinese people that existed before 10,000 years ago are all imaginary and never really existed.

I wonder how Adam and Eve came to have black and Chinese descendants, since evolution is a myth.

One more thing, Eve was Adam's second wife. God made a mistake when he made Lilith.

So, erase the ice age, glaciers and all the rest of that hooey from your brains please.

It was very cool how God created celestial objects with orbits that are longer than creation itself.

100% of all other forms of life on Earth refuse to answer if they believe in God.

Ignorant tasty heathens.

Quoted from BuckStrider

Actually, the literacy rate in the U.S is 99% and as of May 2011, 92% of people beleive in God....Good thing your in that 8% minority of the intelectual elitest class. Amirite?

Also, you can't discount 'Creationism' as unscientific. There are a number of scientists and theorists that think that 'alien intelligence' seeded the earth (either by mating or gene splicing), resulting in what we call human beings.

You are in the 90% that thinks spell checker is a myth.

I hope you didn't count yourself as being literate.

Quoted from Box A Rox

YUP! and there are a number of scientists and theorists who believe in Bigfoot, UFO's, Birthers, The Loch Ness
Monster, Deny Climate Change, and believe that George W Bush actually did serve his time in the Air Guard.

Bush served drinks and cocaine only in the Guard.

Quoted from senders

public debt also increases as the value of our money decreases

how does that happen?

Obviously from superinflation.

Quoted from senders

oh, I believe in creationism....

the creation of the system in which we all participate in which to purchase all of our ghastly desires....regardless of what they be....I could care less about a petri dish, test tube, cross, dead guy/gal, blood, etc etc.....keep it myself and yourself....

the hijacking of such personal beliefs into the system in which we all participate in to fulfill all those ghastly desires is WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh My God!

Now I know 2 people who think like me.

In their survey they forgot response number 4, who gives a shitt?

Come on people,make some more stupid creationist claims that I can ridicule and mock for being retarded.

My apologies to genuinely retarded people for lumping imbeciles in with you.

Quoted from Libertarian4life

Oh My God!

Now I know 2 people who think like me.

You obviously know your God well.

As for the 2 people who "think like you" - that's just about the total # of votes you got in the recent election, isn't it Danny?

Quoted from Libertarian4life

Come on people,make some more stupid creationist claims that I can ridicule and mock for being retarded.

L4L just provided scientific evidence that all believers in the religion of science always go ape sh*t when they hear the word creationism.  Kinda like when Curly hears Larry play Pop Goes The Weasel.

Quoted from 147

You obviously know your God well.

As for the 2 people who "think like you" - that's just about the total # of votes you got in the recent election, isn't it Danny?

Wow, you really are an idiot, that's what you meant?

You really must be a creationist.

I am retired and know more about Schenectady and Rotterdam history than the idiot historian.

But all your amateur detective work imagines that I'm a kid, pretending to be a retired old geezer like you.

So ,no Mr Mack, I'm not Danny.

You never mentioned that you were on a Rotterdam committee.

I see that you have a history of trying to out members of this site.

Can you guess what I'm going to do next?

I certainly hope you haven't accessed anything personal from the site operations data, in order to harass or annoy anyone.

That is a possible federal felony. I will check to see if harassment or cyber-stalking applies

Now you have made this personal.

I have a duty to report you.

I found a few pictures from The  Creation museum.
I swear, I did not photo shop, or alter these in any way.

If you ever wonder why people make fun of the mouth breathers down south (I fear some of them may have migrated north, bringing their afflictions with them) , consider this:
The State of Kentucky, cut $60million from education, and a week later, gave these imbeciles an $80million grant from the parks dept.











Yes, this is what they actually believe., but worse yet, are forcing innocent children to believe.
The rest of the gallery may be seen in the link below.

http://imgur.com/a/1mj2j

Quoted from Tommy

I found a few pictures from The  Creation museum.
I swear, I did not photo shop, or alter these in any way.

If you ever wonder why people make fun of the mouth breathers down south  consider this:
The State of Kentucky, cut $60million from education, and a week later, gave these imbeciles an $80million grant from the parks dept.
Yes, this is what they actually believe., but worse yet, are forcing innocent children to believe.
The rest of the gallery may be seen in the link below.

So here we have creationist history.

The universe and mankind was created 10,000 years ago.

Adam had 2 spouses, Methuselah(one of Adam's inbred descendants), was born 200 years before Adam died.

The Ark was built and life on Earth was destroyed approx. 769 years after Adam died.

Since Methuselah was the longest living human ever, let's say Adam lived at least 500 years.

Was Methuselah, one of Adam's direct children? Likely not

OK, now the flood happens approx. 2,000 years after creation.(not to be confused with the big bang theory)

Conventional Christian wisdom tells us 8 humans went on the ark. Noah, his wife, his son's Shem, Ham, Japheth and their wives

Some of them were the chosen Jews from which the savior would descend.

They were chosen by having the breath of life within them.

This leads to the obvious question. Where did non-Jews come from?

God has now killed all land seas and flying creatures including all the humans of the Earth, with the flood.

Next obvious question. What did the ark inhabitants eat for 7 months?

So the water dries up and God tells Noah to populate the Earth with the ark inhabitants.

Noah then builds an altar, and cooks one of every clean animal, bird, etc. as an offering to God who was extremely happy.

God Says:
Every animal that is on the earth will be afraid of you. Every bird that flies in the air will be afraid of you. All animals that crawl will be afraid of you. All the fish in the sea will be afraid of you. I have given them all to you.  All that moves and lives shall be food for you. I gave the green plants to you as food. Now I give everything to you. But you must not eat meat while it is alive. You must not eat it while the blood is in it. If you spill blood, I will require a punishment. Every animal or man who kills a person must die. If anyone kills his brother, he must die. If anyone kills a man, a man shall kill him. This is because God made men as images of himself. And you must have large families and you must increase. Have many children and fill the earth.’

So now the Earth gets populated with dinosaurs, plants, animals and the chosen Jews who somehow became unchosen for marrying outside of the only living family on Earth.

This all took place around the year 2,000 after creation.

Then these geniuses ate drank, pillaged, incestuously mass reproduced themselves, started wars, killed each other built empires etc and along comes Jesus 6,000 years later.

Jesus being a left wing liberal said that man shouldn't kill man, his father, the Big G, didn't mean it when he said man should kill man who kills man. At the time of Jesus, the chosen Jews were still a small tribe. Where the hell did the other 6 billion people come from in the next 2,000 years?

Did dinosaur meat contain viagra?

Amazingly after Jesus the world became non-flat and the world became a capitalistic based society that killed for property and possessions. Inventing weapons of mass destruction became priorities. Creating laws, rules and reasons to kill, imprison, torture and cut the hands off of offenders, became the way of the world.

Jesus Christ's teachings became the Christian religion.

His words of thou shall not kill were translated into "* without just cause"

Coveting possessions and neighbors wives becomes the Christian normal every day behavior.

False Gods, material possessions etc.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and give God and Jesus performance evaluations.

God -

10 for creating reality

2  for being a crappy landlord.

1 for demanding death for death for death.

0 for never really having or expressing any good intentions other than obey or be punished.

Now for Jesus -

10 for having good ideas

10 for dying for the sins of everyone else

2 for failing to actually get anyone to do what he asked.

0 for adding the clause of "confess your sins before death and all is forgiven."

I'm probably facing fire and brimstone for this, even after accepting Baptism, Communion, Confirmation and Marriage, but I just have to say that God and Jesus were complete and utter failures.

The world they allegedly created and managed has turned to Hell on Earth with hellish dictatorships, torture, wars, mass murder, laws and regulations miles deep, and everyone against each other in a never ending battle for women, possessions, property and control of others.

If this was deliberate creationism, it was insanity at best.

The big bang, environmental based evolution and random mutations would be a more likely blame to all of this that exists today.

Blaming an all knowing creator for creating madness is not reality based.

People who thank God for creating what we call civilization are ignorant.

OK, bring on the lightning bolts. Come to my house with the pitchforks and torches.
  

Quoted from Libertarian4life

0 for adding the clause of "confess your sins before death and all is forgiven."

Charles Manson quotes Jesus saying that Jesus want you to love your enemies.

He also says that means to love Satan.

The real kicker is the confess and be forgiven clause.

Who would have thought Charlie was deep down a good Christian.

The institutionalization of science is done using the same techniques used by Constantine's institutionalization of Christianity. Through the Church, Constantine could control and predict the behavior of his citizens by using the guidelines "God" has outlined in the Holy Scriptures .  

Gradual changes were made to the scriptures over the centuries to engineer and change social behaviors like the idea of justifiable wars and like today's Catholic Church's moderation and acceptance of divorce.  

The government's religification of Science through compulsory public school education created an unquestioning populous, allowing the rulers of our time to change human behavior much more rapidly than using ancient scripture but rather by releasing scientific studies that warn us of dire consequences if we do not change our behaviors.  Whether it is our own personal eating habits to prevent us from dying, to our collective consumption habits to save the world from the apocalyptic consequences.  We are fed a steady stream of scientific studies, paid for by corporate/government interests, geared toward controlling and influencing our personal habits.

Both religion and science are used by the ruling elite for the same reasons.  To create a homogeneous and predictable society that share common truths.  You can choose to believe science, you can choose to believe one of the many religions.  In both cases, they are beliefs.  

So go buy your hybrid car and solar panels and go plant a tree.  After all, the God's of science tell you, you can prevent the predicted apocalypse if you just change your behavior the way we want you to.  Have faith in us.