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bumblethru
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How Old is Grandma?


Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.
The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
The Grandmother replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
' television

' penicillin
' polio shots
' frozen foods
' Xerox
' contact lenses
' Frisbees and
' the pill


There were no:
' credit cards
' laser beams or
' ball-point pens


Man had not yet invented:
' pantyhose
' air conditioners
' dishwashers
' clothes dryers
' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
' man hadn't yet walked on the moon



Your Grandfather and I got married first, and then lived together.

Every family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir."
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."
We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.
Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
Draft dodgers were those who closed front doors as the evening breeze started.
Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends - not purchasing condominiums.



We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CD's, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
We listened to Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.
And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Ford Coupe for $600, but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.


In my day:
' "grass" was mowed,
' "coke" was a cold drink,
' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and
' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,
' "chip" meant a piece of wood,
' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and.
' "software" wasn't even a word.



And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.
No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.
How old do you think I am?
I bet you have this old lady in mind. You are in for a shock!
Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.


Are you ready?????

This woman would be only 59 years old, Born in 1952.


When the INSANE are running the ASYLUM
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -- Friedrich Nietzsche


“How fortunate for those in power that people never think.”
Adolph Hitler
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yep...........I'm 65 next month.................the news on tv was 15 mins long, that's all you needed
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Awesome facts.....and now????

confusion, contradiction, cold blooded, corrupt, complicated, etc.,

LOL
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There were only about 3 channels on the TV to begin with.
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yep...........I'm 65 next month.................the news on tv was 15 mins long, that's all you needed


...................thank GOD we won't have to put up with you for long..


"We have to talk about liberating minds as well as liberating society."
---Angela Davis



"When you put a tiny and despised minority up for a popular vote, the minority usually loses."

---Andrew Sullivan




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...................thank GOD we won't have to put up with you for long..


nor YOU.....hear that scratching noise under your bed....and the squeeking in your closet?......scratch, scratch, scratch.....


...you are a product of your environment, your environment is a product of your priorities, your priorities are a product of you......

The replacement of morality and conscience with law produces a deadly paradox.


STOP BEING GOOD DEMOCRATS---STOP BEING GOOD REPUBLICANS--START BEING GOOD AMERICANS

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...................thank GOD we won't have to put up with you for long..


Really Ronnie?? really??? do you really want to go there? ok................I guess I can classify my response to your wishing me dead as a necessary personal attack.......... so without further ado I'm sure folks would be interested in some of your youtube subscriptions.........the image below shows that you subscribed to a youtube channel titled thequeerpunk.com.....I included a screenshot of that site too........nice.............what a wonderful catholic boy you are..........did the priests turn you on to that one............yeah you better hope I drop dead soon, cause every time you make a dumb comment my reply will be another screenshot of your perverted pleasures.............have a nice day a**hole...........

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Hahahhahaha - Seriously Ron??  NOW I know why you defend Howard so strongly.

Wow, that's just too funny - and you call ME the "fake" catholic.  

Carl U must be SO proud that you're carrying on in his footsteps!
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How about the Carl company window at Christmas time?


When the INSANE are running the ASYLUM
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -- Friedrich Nietzsche


“How fortunate for those in power that people never think.”
Adolph Hitler
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February 18, 2012, 8:42am Report to Moderator
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Ronnie thinks he's being clever, 'cause he'll like and subscribe to some pretty normal stuff, but amongst them you can find many images of young males that he must apparently droll over............




once again I post these only because Ronnie thought it was cute to wish me dead.................

Karma!!!
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