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Ice cream made of mother’s milk? That’s what PETA wants to see
BY JOHN CURRAN The Associated Press

    WATERBURY, Vt. — Mooove over, Holsteins. PETA wants world-famous Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Ice Cream to tap nursing moms, rather than cows, for the milk used in its ice cream.
    People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is asking the ice cream maker to begin using breast milk in its products instead of cow’s milk, saying it would reduce the suffering of cows and calves and give ice cream lovers a healthier product.
    The idea got a cool reception Thursday from Ben & Jerry’s officials, the company’s customers and even La Leche League International, the world’s oldest breast-feeding support organization, which promotes the practice — for babies, anyway.
    PETA wrote a letter to company founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield on Tuesday, telling them cow’s milk is hazardous and milking them is cruel.
    “If Ben and Jerry’s replaced the cow’s milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers — and cows — would reap the benefits,” wrote Tracy Reiman, executive vice president of the animal rights advocacy group. She said dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies and obesity.
    Ashley Byrne, a campaign coordinator for PETA, acknowledged the implausibility of substituting breast milk for cow’s milk but said it’s no stranger than humans consuming the milk of another species.
    “We’re aware this idea is somewhat absurd and that putting it into practice is a stretch. At the same time, it’s pretty absurd for us to be drinking the milk of cows,” she said.
    It takes about 12 pounds — or 1
1 /2 gallons of milk — to make a gallon of ice cream. Ben & Jerry’s, which gets its milk exclusively from Vermont cows, won’t say how much milk it uses or how much ice cream it sells. As a standardized product under federal regulations, ice cream must be made with milk from healthy cows. Ice cream made from goat’s milk, for example, would have to be labeled as such.
Presumably, so would mother’s milk ice cream.
To Ben & Jerry’s, the idea is udderly ridiculous.
“We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child,” spokesman Sean Greenwood said in an e-mail. He didn’t respond to requests for an interview.
    Cow’s milk and mother’s milk aren’t interchangeable, according to La Leche spokeswoman Jane Crouse, who says breast milk is a dynamic substance that’s different with each woman and might be difficult to process into ice cream.
    At the Ben & Jerry’s factory in Waterbury, consumers gave a collective “ewww” to the idea Thursday.
    “It’s kind of creepy,” said Jeff Waugh, 42, of Dayton, Ohio.
    “I think it’s a little nutty,” said the Rev. Roger Wooton, 83, of Malden, Mass., finishing up a cup of Heath Bar Crunch.
    “How would they get all that milk?” said his wife, Jane Wooton, 77.
    Jen Wahlbrink, 34, of Phoenix, who breast-fed her 11-month-old son, Cameron, said she wouldn’t touch ice cream made from mother’s milk. She remembers her nursing days — and not that fondly.
    “The [breast] pumps just weren’t that much fun. You really do feel like a cow,” she said, cradling her son in her hands.


TOBY TALBOT/THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Youngsters enjoy ice cream (made with cow's milk) in front of the Ben & Jerry's ice cream shop in Montpelier, Vt., in this file photo. An animal rights group has proposed a startling change in the ingredients of “Vermont's Finest All Natural Ice Cream.”

Oh brother! Waco's breed Waco's!

My very first thought was eeewwwww.  My second thought was the same as the one woman's, about truning people into milk cows essentially.  A twisted image similar to those in the Matrix, though instead of being batteries, they'd all be hooked up to milking machines.

Quite the 'visual' there JR!

Quoted from bumblethru

Quite the 'visual' there JR!

It's a gift.  

milk cows vs. babysitters/caretakers............another definition maybe??????