...................steal all the Rotternarnians goats. Thus the fairy queen will have goats for entrails and goats for perverted pleasures which he will divide among his evil twin Gertrude and their bastard offspring Scotti. The fairy queen's liege Ham will also play a role in this unholy alliance, a role too dastardly to speak of here.

Meanwhile the kind and gentle knight and maker of sweets Sir Sam, toiled in his marvelous candy factory. His confections were known throughout the realm to be of highest quality and wondrous taste. This angered the fairy queen for................

... he had no job, no prospects in life, no property to call his own ... but he rejoiced in not having to pay tax bills, power bills or any of that other pesky stuff that mere mortals have to deal with.

And thus, enabled by his two aunts he would spread his bile and lies throughout Rotternarnia and the neighboring villages. He was a devious and pitiful creature. Fearful the truth of his lust for young male Rotternarnians would be exposed he.........

............he accepted the romantic advances from the land's town clerk. They were seen in the many gin mills, drinking the spirits that diminish all inhibitions. They were also seen romping through the land's future dog park. All the while exchanging the peasant's confidential information that are kept in the lands town hall castle. This was a royal match made in heaven because..........................

............combined their evil and scheming ways were to bring many dark days to fair Rotternarnia. They had already deposed and stabbed the previous king in the back and were plotting.........

...............to do the same thing to their fearless string pulling leader, tj hooker whom they looked upon as a troublesome puppet master that was threatening their very existence because of.......................

.......his allegiance to the black-shirted hordes who roamed through the town imprisoning innocent Rotternarnians in their hellish dungeons. TJ of Hooker had feasted far too long on the townfolk and the queen and his unholy consort longed for a piece of that pie. The whore-clerk diane had already attempted to rape the Rotternarnians and although foiled by the late king she............

..............wanted to gain the control of the TJ of Hooker's empire!! What a better place to start then with the unsuspecting community elders at the Senior of Center.  The Senior of Center's archaic stone structure was crumbling as were the spirits and hopes of the hamlet's citizens as they were becoming aware of the.................

..............the heavy handed and devious methods the whore-clerk diane and her evil henchman the fairy queen were using to exact vengeance.........

Little did they realize, they hadn't even seen the BEGINNING of the tyranny the evil witch would unleash if her demands weren't met.  Then came FDG to open a ....

....chest of the hidden truths that were held under the reign of many a prince of past. Thus, allowing the the east wind of truth to escape as to refresh the plebians taste for truth, causing them to gaze at the skirts that were upturned in the wind, exposing the trickery that was in use by many a generation of princes and their allegiences. Rotternarnia shall not live in the frozen winter unleashed upon it by the
Town Jewel Witch and the Fairy Queen and their henchmen,for the plebians have tasted the east wind and shall seek Asland, following that path left by Frodo and Sir Sam. The sweets shall lead them to
the capture of the ring with Asland as it's master. There shall be a prize found in 5 candy bars of Sir Sam's making with the golden gift of magic to be given to each recipient pleb, of which they shall
journey through the magical land of sweets seeking the precious ring of Asland. The Town Jewel Witch and her Fairy Queen eunich
will devour the lands turkish treats called pierogies and.........

........and BBQ's, leaving the sweets from Sir Sam for the moral and righteous. The magical sweets, when eaten, will open the mind and spirit to the truths and exposing the evil and corruption from the Jewel Witch, the Fairy Queen and their evil leader TJ of Hooker. Once enlightened after tasting these tasty magical sweets from Sir Sam.............

....who makes them with the assist of his oompa-loompas, who lived in a persecuted land ruled by Metro of the Plex. They decided one day to find a way to make their own way without the persecution of the henchmen and would
seek out Asland and the ring, to rid the land of the icey wintering brought upon the land by the Metro of the Plex and it's allegience to the many village and town nobles. Their story has been told over a multitude of
generations, from those of the historical General of the Electric and it's many Lords of the Unions who threatened to burn down homes for want of votes and the flow from the money handlers and their protection. The oompa-loompas
have entered this century waiting for their......

.....William Wallace aka: Sir Ron Paul. The nobles have sold their women to the Metro of the Plex all under the auspices of serving the King for the ring. The contamination of the bloodlines is of the most importance and the elders
have been replaced to prevent the exposure of this plague. The Town Jewel Queen has made it..........

AND

than we have a Robin' Hood.....stands upon the threshold....(toilet these days)  arms in the air, shouting thru his needed

armor (to protect from  the rebellious Rotten damians (peasants in otherwords) asking,    how do I wipe my A$$  ?????