...lovingly and voraciously devours whence there is no chance of recognition by a lowly plebe. The Gravlax, the Pierogie and the Gulumpki are ALL a grisly repast stuffed with GOAT, which being her second favorite meat - the Jewel craves and lusts for. Hence the long and sordid relation which connects the Jewel and her pig-faced creature is not based upon a carnal desire, Nay. It is based upon the mutual and fiendish desire deep in their bowels to devour GOAT! But beyond the mutual lust for goat meat- which not one of the Weasels suspected- there was a mutually beneficial relation that allowed the Weasels to maintain their grip on power through seduction of the black robed armies of Sir Harry and the willing soldiers of the Senior Castle. That castle, although attacked by previous princes and those willing to stand up on behalf of the plebes- has never fell. The question would be henceforth: Would the elderly soldiers of the Senior Castle maintain the fealty to the Prince, the Jewel and her pig-man creature or would...

..... they be brought to the Gleville court as offerings for the pay she said she was due. Along beside her was her side kick and paid for worshipper/eunich, DVOR, who couldn't stand to see the Town Jewel
unhappy. He himself played Queen to the henchmen as he had the Rotternarnia Town Jewel's ear much of the time. He would frollick in the grassy fields of the Memorial Park of the masses during mid
summer nights, with her majesty and the henchmen as guards. The plebs could hear them in the distance throughout the town, knowing that by the morn there would be birthed a new pharmacy. The Plex
offering would be that of the henchmen and their castlvania on the Hamburg Street, where DVOR of the Hamburg makes his presence known by the gutteral goat sounds that echo through the housing
knolls. The consolidation would be complete and the bloodlines mingled offering the Town Jewel an arm of the king if she so desired,
with Hamburg as the court eunich. The bulwarks of Rotternarnia would be renowned locally as that of it's sister neighborhood Mont of the Pleasant where DVOR of the Hamburg...........

....campaigns for the guard and earns his title of DVOR Queen of the Hamburg. The Queen eunich has been know to purchase that all American patriot candy called Uncle Sam's, unbeknownst to his handler The Jewel Queen of Rotternarnia just for her. His status as court eunich has not been fully investigated by King Buffardi of the Rotternarnia. DVOR Queen of the Hamburg has also been known to.......

............pleasure himself at the altar of the tube of you. After cleaning the sticky mess from his keyboard...........

.............the sticky mess left from all of the candy consumed and bought at the best Schenectady candy store!! Willing to share goats but will never give up the beloved candy from his favorite and only candy store in Schenectady, that wins hands down every year.... unless of course.....................

you insult an aunt by telling her she's hairy and smells funny ...

...........although that would never happen since that would be like cutting off the hand that feeds and supports you.....unless...............

............the queen were to plot their demise. Ah but the fairy queen was too clever for that, for he knew the aunts were his enablers and without them he.....

........wouldn't have their clothes to 'wear' when the need arose..........but that could all change if....................

.............heinous weasel whore diane were to lend him her black leather adornments. For these had great power............

...................and smelled better...........because....................

..............had been examined and perused by each of the board of weasels, an initiation of sorts that included many devious and unspoken acts.....

...............like having to keep tj hooker from knowing that they are secretly buying candy from the best candy store in schenectady county and beyond on albany street. And other secrets which include...................

.................the weasel leader's failure to make timely tribute to the evil gods of taxes and.........

.....the Metro Gumbas of the Plex. While in the land of Rotternarnia the Kings money keepers kept it flowing along the moat around the castle. The Fairy Queen would feed the money keepers goat every day at 4:20 where
they would frollick and worship the Town Jewel, wearing their armour of leather and chains. The power they seek is of The Ring. When in possesion of The Ring it is possible for the King
of Rotternarnia to.........