............there was a knock at the door and it was none other then TJ Hooker who..............

he announced he was going to visit Queen Elizabeth and bring her some of his famous BBQ ...

........but only after the Queen apologizes to FDG for...............

...her recent well-publicized vocal disapproval in regards to his queer and snarkey predelictions. Predelictions which although thought by DVOR to be held secret, had been exposed by his careless adding to his Youtube favorites during a brief episode of self-love and orgiastic, Nay- orgasmic delight....

.............that TJ Hooker was inquiring about for..............

... his own self gratification.  Meanwhile, his mistress Diane was ...

...........making doctor appointments for the boyfriend to make sure he was healthy so that...............

.........the DNA tests couldn't be used against her, proving her ride to work with DVOR and the goat, to have an alibi of the deeds done during the meetings that were held at the senior center as they were
obfuscating the truth from the town folk about..........

.....using the town seniors as goat food. The board of weasels per TJ Hooker had resolved at the last meeting of weasels to............

......corral all the goats for slaughter when DVOR showed up and decided to purchase them all from their ill fated death sentence ,for their use as..........

......snarky sex toys.

DVOR the fairy Queen was busy in his smelly basement preparing the pharmacy pole which he planned to shove down the unsuspecting residents throats "Aha" he exclaimed "Now I can.....

......dress up as the wizard behind the curtain and earn the respect of  aunties all through the town. I'll have offers to live in their basements, being their protectors. Eating their pierogies. Killing their goats. Using all their bandwidth and
getting their tickets reduced. I shall be carried through the town and hailed as the king of BBQ. I shall toss xanax to the masses as they clap and cheer for me of their own free will. I shall be loved and known all over the internet and
in my virtual reality called Rotterdam. I shall be revered as the savior of Rotterdam and my bodyguards shall have the contract of their dreams. And I will............"

................leave in the morn' for the steam room where I will frolic with the young nubile subjects in a frenzy of...........

.......pierogie buttering where I will then move on to......"

................political rhetoric, lies, corruption, drug store and dog park promoting..... followed by............