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A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.
The sex doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”
The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”
The sex doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the sex doctor says, “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.” He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the sex doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the sex therapist says, “I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?”
The old man says, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare…!
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There's a specific forum for jokes http://www.rotterdamny.net/b-Jokes/You belong there (speaking to the thread)
The same could be said about the "humorous" videos posted to mock the members of the town board or other public figures. However, I was making a statement about medicare fraud ... so it was appropriate here .. as such' fraud is a national concern. |
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Smart DVR--lets attack seniors who need Medicare. Are you kidding??? You think it's ok to go after the backbone of the country. MOve your joke along with your "Hanukkah" song to the approriate venue. |
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Smart DVR--lets attack seniors who need Medicare. Are you kidding??? You think it's ok to go after the backbone of the country. MOve your joke along with your "Hanukkah" song to the approriate venue.
Get a sense of humor. |
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What would a 50-year old virgin even know about sex? |
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What would a 50-year old virgin even know about sex?
That she never had it!  |
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In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -- Friedrich Nietzsche “How fortunate for those in power that people never think.”
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I am talking about DV! The 50 year old virgin! |
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I am talking about DV! The 50 year old virgin!
Same applies! |
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I am talking about DV! The 50 year old virgin!
for your information -- I am neither 50 years old or a virgin -- so take your nasty comments and file them you know where. |
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